when you see your parent come home from the grocery store
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
Freedom Writers (2007)
My sixth grade teacher tried to real life be that teacher and we all caught on and hated her
| — | Francis Lawrence on the Spinning Cornucopia Scene (via jennirferlawrence) |